The 7 Worst Things About Music Festivals

In case you’ve been trapped under a rock this past month, let us fill you in on the state of your Facebook feed:

Coachella.

…Coachella…

COACHELLA.

Along with all this Coachella talk has come, unsurprisingly, a lot of Coachella love. Here at TickPick, we’re fans of equality, so we decided to take a stand for the unheard voices: the people NOT at Coachella. We also did this because we thought there should be a voice of reason in all this festival glory. Hey, as much as we think Coachella rocks, there are some things about it that suck. Let’s talk about that.

1.) The person wearing a Native American headdress.

*Coughs*

2.) The desert sandstorm.

And not just the sand. Because you’re sweating like a mad man. Oh yeah, unless you’re shivering.

3.) The $300 hotdog you just bought.

Water costs approxiamtely $175. Don’t worry – a simple sacrifice of one or more internal organs should suffice.

4.) The person who didn’t pay.

Because why when you can hop the fence?

5.) Portapotties

Nuff Said.

6.) Moshpits

And the a**holes still trying to make them happen.

7. Babies

Hey man, a drug-fueled, scantily dressed festival is a great place to bring a baby. But there’s enough vomit around already. Sorry.

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